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  • A dictionary of desire...

  • 31st October 2014

  • Having composed two blogs already today that ruminate on the idea of a dictionary of desire I find myself up to the letter ‘C’. When I think of desire I think of heat, lust, a passion for a woman that can drive a man mad. And so the words that come to mind for this section of the dictionary are at first glance rather disappointing: charming, cheerful and comely. The word charming implies a sort of appeal that does not go so far as the physical. Oh she is a charming girl brings back memories of a bygone age, when...

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  • Delicious expectation

  • 11th October 2014

  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Have you ever seen a beautiful woman and thought I want to spend the rest of my lie with you? And was your love requited? In our cynical times I’m not sure that many of us really think that one can instantly fall head over heels. I’m sure it does happen occasionally but it is certainly not a common occurrence and the idea of instant emotional as well as physical attraction has been consigned to a more romantic, or perhaps deluded, past, the stuff of literature.

    I do believe in lust at first...

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  • There are women and then there are women...

  • 28th September 2014

  • Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day is a famous opening line from a Shakespearean sonnet. It’s very romantic and no doubt was used to seduce many a lovely mistress in the Elizabethan Age. The poetic analogy is easy to understand: the woman is beautiful, she is pleasing on the eye, and she imparts warmth and pleasure and brings only sunshine and happiness into her man’s life. But what about comparing a woman to a cigar? Not quite so romantic. Groucho Marx said that sex with a woman was a moment of pleasure but a cigar is always a...

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  • Passionate, fun loving and ever so...

  • 7th September 2014

  • OK I admit to it, I once had a crush on Lindsay Lohan. It wasn’t a full on lust fest, I just found something about her sexy. Perhaps it was that naughty look in her eye, that suggestiveness that seemed to be saying that she was up for anything. Unfortunately, not being the kind of person who mixes with top celebrities I never had the chance to enjoy the company of the teen starlet. Of course nowadays you would have to drag me kicking and screaming to go on a date with the has been actress. I know, I’m a...

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  • Ripples of excitement...

  • 3rd September 2014

  • I’ve been reading about how an apple a day cuts the risk of a heart attack. That’s the kind of Apple you eat, not the one where your private naughty photographs can be hacked by the way. The thing is, every week we read about something or other that will lessen the risk of premature death. I mean last week it was walk a mile a day. Next week it will be walk a mile a day whilst eating an apple!

    Don’t misunderstand me, like everyone else I am desperately searching for the elixir of youth and I spend a fortune...

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  • Just amazing...

  • 21st August 2014

  • Whilst I am sympathetic to those radical young women who are fighting for the right to go topless on our streets I really do think that they have failed to take the male character into account. Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying that men are incapable of controlling themselves, I mean there are women semi-naked on beaches everywhere throughout summer. It’s just that context needs to be taken into account.

    If you are not familiar with this story it is basically that there are women saying if men are allowed to go topless on a certain social networking site...

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  • My idea of heaven...

  • 4th August 2014

  • If you asked someone to describe their idea of heaven you would probably get a whole range of responses. There will be those who describe a place that is full of cumulonimbus clouds, angels playing harps and with Jean Michel Jarre music playing in a loop in the background. There would be others who would suggest a day at Goodwood or Silverstone or Lords. The die-hard football fan will talk up the excitement that a day at Wembley brings. And yet others will extol the virtues of fresh mountain air, a burbling brook or colourful Lepidoptera dancing about the flower...

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  • Wax lyrical about these lovelies...

  • 19th July 2014

  • I tend to think that language and especially the written word comes easy to me but I genuinely can’t think of enough superlatives to accurately describe the beautiful, busty and bountiful babes at Bedfordshire Escorts. The danger with any prose is that you resort to cliché and so fail to do justice to the subject matter. I could describe escorts by being visual and using words like ‘pretty’, ‘lithe’, ‘slim’ and the like but what is the meaning behind such common and overused language? What is meant, exactly, by pretty? In what way is a girl pretty? I’m sure you...

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  • Indulging my fantasies

  • 12th July 2014

  • How do you deal with stress? For some people the only way to shake off the aches and pains and mental fatigue of a tough day at work is to unwind with a couple of drinks at the local hostelry. For others it is the great outdoors, a brisk walk or a lengthy jog the best medicine for stress and pressure. Some people like to lose themselves in a good book or a movie. Yet others will listen to their favourite music, perhaps a stirring or moving classical piece or an up temp pop tune. Not for me. The ideal...

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  • The right to get naked...

  • 29th June 2014

  • When it comes to going topless is it unfair that a women’s right to do so is restricted yet a man can almost without question take off his shirt? As it stands a young lady removing her clothes in a public space would quickly find herself at the sharp end of a magistrate’s tongue. The only place a girl can strip is on a beach and even then there is a somewhat prudish attitude on most beaches in England. What is the problem? The human body, and most especially that of a gorgeous young woman, is a beautiful thing. It...

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  • Oh so pretty...

  • 21st June 2014

  • I can never understand it when a guy tells me that he has never been with an escort. Why would a person not want to enjoy the company of a stunning and fun loving escort with a confident and adventurous attitude and a body to die for? Over the years I have enjoyed the many charms of many escorts and I can say without fear of contradiction that a massage from an escort will surpass any massage you have enjoyed from a girlfriend or during a brief relationship or from the long term partner. Have you seen the girls in...

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  • Falling for her

  • 9th June 2014

  • It’s a lovely quaint idea but probably not something that should catch on over here. I am talking about the ‘love locks’, padlocks that are attached to the railings of a famous bridge in Paris to signify undying love between couples. After attaching the padlock to the bridge the key is thrown in the Seine.

    Now, given the fabulous time I have enjoyed with various visiting escorts over the years I could be tempted to follow suit and arrange a neat row of padlocks, some thirty plus strong, along the railings of a little Bedfordshire bridge not far from where I...

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  • Brunette today, blonde tomorrow...

  • 27th May 2014

  • An inland surfing lake is under construction in Snowdonia. It is the first such attraction in Britain. Apparently three metre high waves can be created in an instant. Now I don’t know about you but when I think about surfing I think about surfer chicks! Blonde, bronzed and busty, surfer chicks are every guy’s Californian fantasy! Somehow I can’t imagine that the weather in the Welsh mountains will encourage the kind of outfits as seen on Baywatch!

    Never mind, there are plenty of busty babes at Bedfordshire Escorts to rival the best that Baywatch has to offer, though minus the red...

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  • An innate desire...

  • 4th May 2014

  • Why are we drawn to certain physical characteristics? What is it about a slim and busty woman that has us all a quiver? Is there some genetic explanation for why we find girl ‘A’ irresistible but girl ‘B’ forgettable? We seem to take for granted those attributes that are regarded as appealing, such as long hair, almond shaped eyes, a full mouth and so on. Most models are tall and slim, long legged and have pert breasts. This is not just chance or some coincidence; we are biologically programmed to want to have sex with these women. Why is that?

    Well,...

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  • Seriously hot women

  • 17th April 2014

  • When you read web sites that purport to give you advice on how to get your evil way with some amazing beauty I am always irritated by the stock suggestion that you should try to knock her confidence. The line goes something like this. She is very pretty. She knows it. She gets plenty of guys trying to get into her panties. She will be bitchy if you try to ‘chat her up’. It is some kind of test, the idea being that she is sussing you out and seeing if you have what it takes to give her the...

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  • Gorgeous girls all...

  • 6th April 2014

  • It sounds almost wrong to say it but that Emma girl, the one who played Hermione in the Harry Potter series, is red hot sexy! It’s weird to think of her as a sexual animal having watched her grow up on screen but if you have seen the shots of her on the red carpet promoting her new movie then you will I am sure join with me in worshipping the gorgeous, sensual and hot young woman. The way she confidently strides down the ‘red’ carpet in a dress cut almost to the hip is a real turn on. She’s...

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  • Enjoy the magic touch!

  • 25th March 2014

  • I’m not one for fantasies. One can wish one’s life away dreaming of a lottery win or bagging a brace of Swedish girls on a night out in Bedfordshire and spending the evening being teased and pleased until you can take no more pleasure. Though to be fair I wouldn’t mind either of those things happening to me. No, I’m a practical sort of chap and that is why I take control of my own destiny when it comes to those things that make life worth living like being with beautiful busty girls who are up for fun. And how...

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  • Who doesn't want to spend time with a beautiful woman?

  • 16th March 2014

  • We live in a world which has been liberated by interactive communications technology. No longer are people manipulated by a media controlled by a powerful few. One just has to read about the role played by the likes of Facebook, twitter and text messaging in the outbreak of popular demonstrations across the world to see that everyone now has a voice. A free web is a real tool for democracy and freedom. Yet the search engines whose job is to help people find the information they are looking for regularly make decisions about what they deem to be appropriate and...

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  • Impress your mates with your pulling prowess!

  • 4th March 2014

  • What a fabulous weekend! Have you ever had one of those times when just about everything went your way? Well that was me this weekend. First of all I had a fantastic Friday night down the local where I hooked up with some party loving escorts. The girls were great fun and I managed to garner half a dozen telephone numbers before the night was out though there was one girl in particular who caught my eye, a red head called Stacey. Talk about scorching hot, the girl was sex on a stick amazing! She wore this little sparkly purple...

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  • Girls who take your fancy

  • 18th February 2014

  • I read somewhere that fashion retailers are thinking about replacing store front mannequins with models that more closely resemble real women. It can’t happen soon enough as far as I am concerned and I am sure that there will be plenty of men who agree with me. Should we really be sending the message to young girls that to be attractive a woman needs to be a size zero and devoid of boobs and bum? I don’t think so! I understand that clothes are supposed to look better on a thin model but isn’t that being disingenuous to customers and...

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  • An assured performance...

  • 10th February 2014

  • It must be difficult being Peter Crouch and I don’t mean because he has to stoop every time he walks through a door. I mean the fact that he is married to a woman who is desired by every red blooded male in the country and it must be a worry that she will be constantly hit upon wherever she goes. It doesn’t help that Abby Clancy appears to be of a quite flirtatious and tactile nature if her appearances on the Strictly Come Dancing television programme is anything to go by. I can only imagine the footballer’s inner turmoil...

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  • Discover the sensual secret

  • 16th January 2014

  • I’ve never been all that good at chatting up beautiful woman. I get a little tongue tied in the presence of a confident and alluring model with come to bed eyes and a body that has ‘sin’ written all over it. I’ve tried some techniques to alleviate the problem though with varied success. First of all I tried practising some well-worn chat up lines, memorising and then reciting them to the less than impressed girl. I soon discovered you see that ‘well-worn’ means over used and if a girl has already heard a line before she is less likely to...

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  • Onesie to look out for...

  • 13th January 2014

  • Am I alone in thinking that the onesie is the most under-rated form of sexual attire available at the moment? I’m serious, in a world where lingerie is old hat and swimsuits ten a penny there is something about a woman clad head to toe in a soft to the touch garment with a single zip all there is between you and her naked body. It’s kind of ‘less is more’ sexual attraction wise as you have to employ your imagination as to what is underneath though I suppose if you are friendly enough with a girl for her to...

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  • Find out what true satisfaction really is...

  • 7th January 2014

  • I was reading an article on the BBC website today about the language used on dating sites and what it all means. You may be quite surprised to hear that most of the stuff written is meaningless drivel and doesn't actually represent or reveal anything about its author at all. I'll give you an example. When a woman begins her online dating profile with “I'm new to this so here goes...” it actually means 'I am uncomfortable using a dating site'. For me this would be a red flag and indicate that a woman with so little confidence is unlikely...

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  • Stop working and get twerking!

  • 2nd January 2014

  • Well I guess it will be no surprise to many but I was taken aback today to read that wild child Miley Cyrus plays for both sides. According to a ‘source’ (who are these people and why do they hide behind anonymity?) the star is set to reveal that she is not only bi-sexual but is currently dating both a man and a woman. The girl is clearly hot and very much in touch with her physical side as anyone who has seen the video for Wrecking Ball will testify and it seems apparent that she very much enjoys sex....

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  • No girl can resist...

  • 23rd December 2013

  • Once again I find myself reading up on how to be a sex god, a man admired by other men and desired by women. I’ve been lucky enough to enjoy romantic liaisons with many a stunning woman but in typical male fashion it isn’t the women I have bedded that I remember most fondly it is those that got away, the girls who resisted my charms, the ones who lit a fire in my groin but just as quickly doused it with an ice cold bucket of water! What is it with those girls that you want so badly that...

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  • With the lights down low...

  • 12th December 2013

  • What would you like from Santa this year? If you have ever been stuck in a long term relationship with a dowdy and dour woman as I have you will probably be expecting an oversize knitted sweater in a style that would not be out of place in a Swedish crime drama, a pair of socks or a Jeremy Clarkson DVD. I’m not sure which of those three would be the most disappointing present in your xmas stocking.

    Of course what we men really want is a long legged beauty in xmas stockings and don’t forget the suspenders and the lacy...

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  • The best of female companionship

  • 9th December 2013

  • I was always a fan of All Saints – as much for the sexy performers as the music if the truth be told – and I enjoyed seeing a picture of naughty Nicole Appleton in the paper today. The thirty nine year old has lost none of her confidence as she was snapped sporting what looked like black lace knickers and a tight silky black top as she exited a cab on her way to a London nightclub. Nicole and her fellow bandmates have never been saints if the reports in the press are even a tiny bit true. Perhaps...

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  • A beauty so inviting

  • 28th November 2013

  • Girls, girls, girls! I just can’t get enough of the beautiful women here at Bedfordshire Escorts. Stunning, adorable and ever so amenable these gorgeous escorts are so eager to please that my cup runneth over with desire for each and every one of them. Actually that is something of an exaggeration because if I was honest I would admit that there is one girl in particular who lights my fire. I am not at liberty to disclose her identity, partly because I would embarrass her and partly because it may annoy some of the other amazing, fun loving and friendly...

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  • Tip top sexy shape!

  • 25th November 2013

  • It’s that time of year again when everyone is trying to lose weight ready for the xmas party season. Yes, the very same party season when everyone will be over indulging and piling on the pounds. It just doesn’t make sense! I  have to admit though a deep sympathy for sexy, slim girls who are careful about what they eat all year round but also for the twice a year diet brigade – spring ready for bikini season being the other time when body anxiety is at its highest. I guess there is no way around it because we men...

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