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20th June 2012

It appears that Johnny Depp has split from his long-time girlfriend, the French chanteuse Vanessa Paradis. Their fourteen year relationship hasn’t been enough to keep them together after Depp was linked to his Rum Diaries co-star Amber Heard, some fourteen years his junior. For those not in the know Ms Heard is a bi-sexual American actress of little talent but plenty of sex appeal. If you want incontrovertible evidence of just how hot this girl is check out The Informers where she stars alongside the delectable Kim Basinger and spends much of the film with her clothes removed.

Amber is also something of a petrol head, at least if you believe everything she said when she appeared on Top Gear a couple of years back. The cynics amongst you might instead point to the fact that she was promoting the abysmal Drive Angry in which Nicholas Cage fights off legions of Satan worshippers in an effort to save his young child. Amber Heard’s role in the movie is to wear very little though she does look good enough to eat in tiny cut off denim shorts!

Depp and Heard met on the set of the Rum Diary, based on the semi-autobiographical novel penned by Hunter S Thompson, famous for his drug addictions and creation of Gonzo reporting, where the reporter himself becomes an integral if not pivotal part of the story. Apparently Ms Heard was seen boarding Johnny’s private jet some months after their promotional commitments were completed, leading to speculation and rumours that they had embarked on a steamy affair.

The sexy escorts at Dunstable escorts, Luton escorts, Stotfold escorts and all of the other escort agencies that make up the Bedfordshire escorts family will be devastated to hear that Depp is single but has already found another squeeze. Personally he has never been my type and I don’t even think he is that good an actor but the busty escorts we all know and love think otherwise. He’s a bit effeminate for me and I think his acting style is far too pantomime – look at his roles in Pirates or Willy Wonka if you don’t get what I’m saying and tell me that they are not just mimicry as opposed to serious acting.

I guess the break up was to be expected. It must be difficult being surrounded by hot girls and not being tempted to do something when they flirt with you. It’s also the case that actors have to spend a great deal of time apart from their partners and what man isn’t desperate for some hot sex action after a month of celibacy? Not the guys I date and that’s for sure. I wonder if Mr Depp is on Twitter, I might tweet him and see if he’s free to go out on a date with one of my girlfriends at Bedfordshire escorts this evening…