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21st May 2012

I was up quite early this morning and I thought I would put on the television and watch the news. I had been watching some rubbish on some obscure satellite channel last night and it was still tuned in. There was an advert on for a new bra which according to the ad is ‘more comfortable’, ‘more shapely’ and ‘more feminine’. Now I am not some raging feminist and nor am I some advertising executive or even an expert in the ergonomics and fashion of brassieres but what I will say is that I am totally confused by this last part. When I got to the escort agency, Bedfordshire visiting escort services, this morning I immediately asked a couple of the busty escorts if they thought I was being a bit pedantic but they agreed that it did sound funny. How can a bra make you ‘more feminine’? The one in question didn’t have any lace or frills on it and it was a brown colour so hardly the most glamorous of garments. I mean, a sexy escort wouldn’t be seen dead in underwear of this kind, only the sexiest lingerie is good enough for the hot escorts at Bedford escorts!

I can only imagine that they are trying to say that the bra will make the best of your bust and so you will feel sexier but I still don’t buy it! But then this isn’t the only advertisement that I take umbrage with. Have you seen those ads for anti-ageing products, those creams and gel that will take ten years off you? Isn’t it irritating that the models are all in their late teens or early twenties? I am twenty two and let me tell you that I do not need anything other than a light moisturiser to keep my skin looking young – because it is young! And then there are the statistics, which really make me laugh but also cringe at the same time because they are so patronising of women. Seventy percent of eighty three women agreed... What? That’s only fifty eight women who agreed! A drop in the bleeding ocean! Unfortunately when I asked one blonde escort beauty about this she was adamant that it was all scientific and that it ‘proved’ (her words, not mine) that the product worked! Jeez, can you believe it?

I guess I am one of a kind amongst visiting escorts and women alike in that I prefer to leave all the hype, all the advertising tricks and all the celebrity endorsements to one side and be told some facts about what I am thinking of purchasing. I don’t want to be patronised and you know why? Because I’m worth it!