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26th April 2012

What is it about formal occasions that makes you refrain from speaking your mind and telling the truth? I am usually quite a forthright person and I pride myself on calling a spade a spade but that’s easy enough when you are talking to friends and family. With a stranger the whole dynamic changes and you find yourself being ultra polite. Your gut instinct could be telling you to get the hell out of Dodge but society’s conventions keep you rooted firmly to the spot. I suppose it wasn’t the guy’s fault, in good faith he had approached me in the club though he had seated himself without asking and he was over forward when he spoke to me, his chat up lines dripping in double entendre. What is it with guys? Don’t they think that girls watch ‘Take Me Out’ as well? This man used just about every single line that the actors in the adverts bookending the programme try out.

At first I just went along with him, laughing at the less rubbish lines and trying to ignore the rest of the cheesy chat up. If this guy was looking for a date then he had better up his game. Of course it wasn’t his fault that Felicia came over and joined us. The petite, sexy escort had been dancing and monopolising most of the male attention though given she was dressed in a figure hugging body suit which showed off every inch of her curves. When I say nothing was left to the imagination I mean it. There was certainly no way that she could wear any underwear with this outfit and man, did everyone enjoy stripping her naked with their eyes, me included.

I had hoped to seduce the busty escort though the other girls at Bedfordshire Visiting Escort Services said that I was barking up the wrong tree as Felicia wasn’t into girls. I didn’t know her as well as the other visiting escorts having been away on my ‘sexy Bedfordshire girls on tour’ jaunt but I still knew enough about human behaviour to know that she wasn’t averse to some Sapphic sex. I could tell from the way she looked at the other girls dancing and in particular how she interacted with them. As a Bedfordshire escort I know about body language and sexual signals. When Felicia danced suggestively with another girl it wasn’t for the entertainment of the men in the room but for the enjoyment of smooching with a hot Bedfordshire girl!

But the man was irritatingly obtuse. Every hint I gave him to leave us in peace was ignored or sidetracked and he stubbornly refused to budge from his seat, joking that we were in for a hell of a sexy time. We were two lucky ladies, he said, and if we weren’t looking forward to some hot loving (his words) then we should be. Well I was, but not with him...