Ripples of excitement...

3rd September 2014

I’ve been reading about how an apple a day cuts the risk of a heart attack. That’s the kind of Apple you eat, not the one where your private naughty photographs can be hacked by the way. The thing is, every week we read about something or other that will lessen the risk of premature death. I mean last week it was walk a mile a day. Next week it will be walk a mile a day whilst eating an apple!

Don’t misunderstand me, like everyone else I am desperately searching for the elixir of youth and I spend a fortune on fresh fruit and not from concentrate juice drinks. I watch how much saturated fat I consume. I keep sugar and salt levels low. I can’t profess to be overly careful when it comes to enjoying a glass of my favourite tipple but then nobody is perfect. But in my experience what keeps me young, active, bright eyed and bushy tailed is the company of sexy women, and hot escorts in particular. When I book a Bedfordshire Escort I can feel the blood pulsing through my veins, can feel the ripples of excitement cascading through my body, can feel the exhilarating sense of anticipation as I wait for my busty escort to appear at the door of my hotel bed room. And that’s all before the stunning escort arrives! Now if that experience isn’t keeping me in the very best of rude health then I don’t know what is!