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3rd May 2012

I go through phases when it comes to what to watch on the telly. At one time I just loved soap operas, then I moved on to home makeover programmes then cookery stuff and then to reality tv, fly on the wall documentaries and lately the shows where they put a bunch of young and sexy folk into a house and ply them with booze with predictable and hilarious results. You know the ones I mean, ‘The only way is Essex’, ‘Desperate Scousewives’, ‘Geordie Shore’, all featuring ‘real’ people in ‘real’ situations for our viewing pleasure. But I’ve even gone off these now because I read that a lot of the stuff is scripted!

Well, I have an idea for a sexy television show or two of my own entitled ‘Bedding a Bedfordshire girl’ about a group of sexy Bedfordshire girls who live in a house with one guy and the idea is that he has to seduce all five of the hot girls within a week to win a great prize! If that doesn’t appeal to the television producers reading this then how about ‘Bedfordshire escorts live the high life’ where a sexy escort i.e. me, gets to travel the world enjoying plenty of male and female attention and being filmed whilst on hot dates in sunnier climes? Ok, that’s probably not the best idea anyone has ever had for a show and I guess you can see through my thinly veiled attempt to get a free holiday abroad!

What about this the? You take a bunch of busty escorts and you strand them on a deserted island which is equipped with a whole bunch of hidden cameras. Watch and marvel as the girls get naked, sunbathe on sun kissed beaches, swim nude in lagoons and if the viewers are lucky enough end up getting it on in the absence of any male totty! Now that has got to be a Saturday night ratings winner don’t you think?

I’m pretty good at this television programme ideas thingy, probably a natural. Perhaps I should think about swapping the day job and go from being a hot outcall escort in Bedfordshire to a high powered television executive making a mint from shows that focus on drunken sex antics. I’m sure that my ideas are just as good as theirs, in fact I know they are – anyone seen ‘Glasgow Grannies’? No? Well, that’s because I just came up with the idea, just like that. Every show would begin with a trip to the bingo and end up with a bare knuckle fight on the streets of Possil Park. Genius huh? And I didn’t even attend a training course or anything! So, if you’d like to invest heavily in my show give me a call and this sexy Bedfordshire escort will be at the door of your home or hotel in less than thirty minutes!