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24th January 2011

I could be classed as a silver surfer although my hair is not quite grey yet I am heading towards a free bus pass, I eat healthy and exercise on a regular basis don’t smoke (disgusting habit) never took drugs and only occasionally have a few pints. I think I look like I’m in my late 40s due to the above points.I would class my self as pretty open minded but other day I opened up one of Those junk emails about sex aids and sex toys. My dear wife and me have been together for 30 years and have not, or so I though needed to use such implements in our love making as were always able to keep each other happy with bringing in foreign objects into the bedroom. My wife is totally computer illiterate so has been shielded from the types of emails that I receive. 

So here I was sitting in the garden with a cool can of bud deciding which was spam and which was actually for me, I worked out some years ago that for every 200 emails that I get only 1 of those is actually designed for me personally well I opened an email that was offering “A life changing experience” as curiosity got the better of me I decided to see what a life changing experience was and wasn’t expecting a picture of a sex aid. This particular sex aid was by mail order or you could drop into the shop next to the Luton escorts advertising placard in the high street Bedfordshire.  After studying this sex toy I was trying to work out who actually sits down and designs a sex aid that offers a prostrate massage a ball vibrator and a dildo to please your partner and this all straps on your partner.

The amazing thing is I actually bought one as I really had to see what it looked like in real life and I might even give it ago. Now I only have to convince my loving wife to give it ago. This is going to be a challenge and I can honestly say that this is one I am up for.