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7th May 2012

I have had a lot of positive response to my last blog where I pitched an idea for a reality show that takes place entirely on a deserted island paradise where a whole bunch of beautiful busty babes spend a month without any of the luxuries of modern life and without men. To be fair many of the messages have been to ask if I know where such a place exists or to ask if just one man could be allowed to join in with the fun...

Tom of Stotfold, you know who you are (!) is a particularly naughty chappie... The lusty guy wrote that he had dated a couple of European escorts from the best escort agency in the county, Bedfordshire visiting escorts and so he had the necessary experience to perfectly equip him for the role of island handycam man. He also offered to give a sensual massage or two so that the girls remain relaxed and ready for any sexy action that was to take place! Well, thanks for the offer Tom but there’s no place for a male on this female only sex fest of a show.

I envisage beautiful busty escorts wandering naked along a sandy beach at sunset, dancing around a huge camp fire and painting their bodies like savages. I dream of girls walking off hand in hand on a date and finding quiet spots on the beach for a spot of sensual love making under the stars. (Note to self, must have cameras that are equipped with night vision!) I long for raunchy romps and sexual abandon. It  is a sure fire ratings winner and doesn’t need a man to give it the sexy heat I have in mind.

On the other hand I could have one of those send in a text competition things where you pay one pound plus standard network charges to answer a question even a five year old would know the answer to. The question could be something like this: who would you most like to share a desert island with? Answer a, Jeremy Clarkson. Answer b, Boris Johnson. Or answer c, a hot Bedfordshire visiting escort or even two perhaps? Now that would make me my fortune and no mistake. Now if I can only find a telephone number in Bedford for a movie mogul or documentary producer. I really think I am on to something and I bet even Endemol, the creators of Big Brother, haven’t thought of this one... I might even suggest that I join my sexy escort friends on the island for a bit of sexy fun myself. I’m overdue a holiday not to mention a really good sexy seeing to...