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With the lights down low...

12th December 2013

What would you like from Santa this year? If you have ever been stuck in a long term relationship with a dowdy and dour woman as I have you will probably be expecting an oversize knitted sweater in a style that would not be out of place in a Swedish crime drama, a pair of socks or a Jeremy Clarkson DVD. I’m not sure which of those three would be the most disappointing present in your xmas stocking.

Of course what we men really want is a long legged beauty in xmas stockings and don’t forget the suspenders and the lacy mesh bra whilst you are at it. Those who say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach are lying. Actually it was problem my ex who came up with the phrase because she liked nothing more than to bake pies. Girls if you are reading this let me tell you loud and clear that if you want to please your man this festive season you need to treat him to a sexy time. Put on your hottest underwear, take your clothes off in a slow striptease with the lights down low, give him your best lap dance and then enjoy the evening as his passion erupts like a volcano.

Another out of this world treat would be to book a sexy visiting escort to join you and your guy in a naughty game of sensual massage. Your guy will love you for it and will find your liberated, adventurous actions ever so thrilling. There are beautiful escorts at Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire Escorts who would love to help light up your love life, just give us a call.